Product Description:

Want to ruin someone's day?

Send them sh-t stained toilet paper.

Imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a wad of toilet paper covered in disgusting real looking sh-t stains.

You know they're going to absolutely lose it as they try to wipe what they think is someone’s real sh-t off their hands and wonder who the f-ck sent this to them.

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

• DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of sh-t
• Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
• Add nasty real looking pubes
• Add real-looking blood