TESTIMONIALS

We've curated some of our favorite testimonials below to share with you. Hopefully they'll inspire any DickGift virgins out there.

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"My boyfriend cheated on me with my now ex best friend. I decided to send her the Plug Of The Month Package delivered to her parents house. A few weeks later I heard from a mutual friend that not only did her parents see the package but so did her 3 younger brothers AND a few of their friends who were over. It couldn’t have gone better! I hope she enjoys the next one I send to her office" - Sandra T, Toronto, Canada

"I sent the positive pregnancy DickGift to my roommate as well as a custom message that I "signed" from this chick he broke up with a few months ago. The look on his face when he opened it was f-cking priceless. I've never seen someone's face turn that shade of white before. It was like the life completely drained from his face" - Tom A, San Francisco, USA

"My neighbour is an absolute nightmare. She’s constantly complaining to everyone on our street about what sh-t neighbors we all are. My buddy suggested I send her a DickGift. I chose the Glitter Everywhere one because I knew the glitter mess would piss her off. I paid for package tracking because I wanted to know the moment it arrived but I probably didn’t need it because literally the day after it was delivered it was complete radio silence after years of harassing us. It's been 3 weeks and I haven't heard a single complaint from her. I guess she got the fucking hint!" - Mikey Z, Houston, USA

"Me and my co-workers decided to send the Condiment Surprise to our dick of a boss at work. A few days after ordering it he storms out of his office, his face all red, his hands covered in mustard, and starts yelling about how “this isn’t funny” and “I’m going to find out who did this”. We could barely contain our laughter. I still think about it to this day. Money well spent!" - Emily T, Sacramento, USA