Product Description:
Want to ruin someone's day?
Send them real looking vomit.
Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a handful of chunky, real looking vomit. You know they're going to absolutely lose their sh-t as they try to wipe what they think is someone’s real vomit off their hands and wonder who the f-ck sent this to them.
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:- DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of vomit
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
- Add real looking pubes
- Add real looking blood
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.