Want to ruin someone's day?
Send them used looking underwear covered in real looking man yogurt.
Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a pair of dirty underwear covered in thick, sticky looking man yogurt.
You know they're going to absolutely lose their sh-t as they try to wipe what they think is someone’s real jizz off their hands and wonder who the f-ck sent this to them.
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of man juice
- Add real looking sh-t stains
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
- Add nasty real looking pubes