Product Description:

Want to ruin someone's day?

Send them a used condom full of real looking love snot.

Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a disgusting used condom covered in thick sticky real looking jizz.

You know they're going to absolutely lose their sh-t as they try to wipe what they think is someone’s real jizz off their hands and wonder who the f-ck sent this to them.

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

• DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of love snot
• Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
• Add nasty real looking pubes
• Add real-looking blood

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.