Want to ruin someone's day?
Send them sh-t stained toilet paper.
Imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a wad of toilet paper covered in disgusting real looking sh-t stains.
You know they're going to absolutely lose it as they try to wipe what they think is someone’s real sh-t off their hands and wonder who the f-ck sent this to them.
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of sh-t
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
- Add nasty real looking pubes
- Add real-looking blood