Wanna really f-cking piss someone off?
Send them the lovely and ever so thoughtful DickGift of toilet paper covered in real looking & smelling sh-t stained toilet paper.
Just imagine the look on their face when they reach into that envelope and pull out a wad of toilet paper covered in sh-t stains that has now gotten all over their hand. If they aren't sure what exactly they are looking at, when that intense smell hits their nostrils they'll figure it out real f-cking quick. Now that is how you ruin someone's day.
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of sh-t
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
- Add nasty real looking pubes
- Cover it in real-looking blood
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.