If you are ordering a T-shirt, please note that customized messages are NOT available with your order.
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.
You're a f**king dick.
We know it & you sure as f**k know it. Take some goddamn pride and let the world know what a big fat dick you really are. How do you do that you ask? Obviously by rocking one of our badass t-shirts, dumbass. After all, you deserve it.Not only are they hilarious but they are comfortable and you'll look great wearing them.
Have a color preference? Well f*** off because they only come in 1 color.
**For various sizes check our creatively titled "Size Chart"
**our t-shirts are delivered by a 3rd party so you cannot include a customized message or another gifts in the package with the t-shirts (i.e. if you want to also send someone some toilet paper covered in real looking s*** you will have to send it to them separately)