ALERT!

If you are ordering a T-shirt, please note that customized messages are NOT available with your order.

Product Description:

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

You're a f**king dick.

We know it & you sure as f**k know it. Take some goddamn pride and let the world know what a big fat dick you really are. How do you do that you ask? Obviously by rocking one of our badass t-shirts, dumbass. After all, you deserve it.Not only are they hilarious but they are comfortable and you'll look great wearing them.

Have a color preference? Well f*** off because they only come in 1 color.

**For various sizes check our creatively titled "Size Chart"

**our t-shirts are delivered by a 3rd party so you cannot include a customized message or another gifts in the package with the t-shirts (i.e. if you want to also send someone some toilet paper covered in real looking s*** you will have to send it to them separately)

T-SHIRTS - FOR YOU

Regular price $16.99

Option

"Buy a vowel" t-shirt "GFY" t-shirt "I'm a dick" t-shirt I'm not always a dick" t-shirt "Say eye" t-shirt "Would you like to buy a vowel" t-shirt

Size

Small Medium Large Xlarge XXlarge XXXlarge

Product Description:

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

You're a f**king dick.

Have a color preference? Well f*** off because they only come in 1 color.

**For various sizes check our creatively titled "Size Chart"

HOW TO ORDER:

Add #dickgift to cart.
Continue shopping OR proceed to checkout. **REMEMBER: all items in your cart will be sent in a single package to 1 shipping address. To avoid this, remove item(s) you don't want shipped in the same package, complete checkout for items you want sent in the same package, then re-add other item(s) into a new cart.
At checkout provide YOUR email address and THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and then follow the steps to complete your purchase. **Unsure recipient's mailing address? Click here.
Sit back & relax while we do the rest.