Wanna REALLY piss someone off?
Get it? PISS someone off (ya we went there).
Do we ever have the perfect DickGift for you! Just imagine the look on their face when they open that envelope, pull out a bag of nasty, stale looking & smelling piss and wonder who the sick f-ck was who sent it to them. Hopefully when they realize what it is they are so disgusted that they drop the bag and it spills all over the floor making a huge nasty mess for them to clean up.