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TISSUE COVERED IN THICK & MUCOUSY LOOKING SNOT - DickGift.com

Product Description:

Ready to ruin someone’s day?

Just imagine the look on their face when they reach into that envelope and pull out a Kleenex covered in thick, mucousy real looking snot that's now gotten all over their hand. F-ck are they ever going to be pissed off.

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

  1. DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of mucous
  2. Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
  3. Add real-looking blood

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    KLEENEX COVERED IN THICK, MUCOUSY LOOKING SNOT

    $10.99

    Product Description:

    Ready to ruin someone’s day?

    Just imagine the look on their face when they reach into that envelope and pull out a Kleenex covered in thick, mucousy real looking snot that's now gotten all over their hand. F-ck are they ever going to be pissed off.

    Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

    1. DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of mucous
    2. Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
    3. Add real-looking blood

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.


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