

Product Description:
Want to ruin someone's day?
We're going to go out on a limb and say this will probably do the job.
Just imagine the look on their face when they reach into that envelope and pull out a sock/undies (your choice) covered in thick, sticky real looking ejaculate. If only we could be there when it clicks what's all over their hand. This will certainly have them wondering who they pissed off enough to be sent such a lovely "gift".
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of sticky goodness
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
- Add nasty real looking pubes
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.