Product Description:

Want to f-ck with someone real good?

Send them a sock full of real looking man juice.

Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a sock covered in sticky real looking man juice. You know they're gonna absolutely lose their sh-t as they try to wipe off what they think is someone's real jizz off their hands and wonder who the f-ck sent this to them.

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

• DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of man juice
• Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
• Add real looking blood
• Add nasty real looking pubes