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CHUNKY, SMELLY & REAL LOOKING VOMIT - DickGift.com

Product Description:

Want to ruin someone's day?

Did someone say mail them some rancid, chunky real looking & nasty smelling vomit?

Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside that envelope and the smell of vomit hits their nostrils just as their hand gets covered in rancid, chunky, vomit. Hopefully they pull their hand out so fast that the vomit flings all over their their clothes and the floor to make an even bigger mess.

Did we mention the smell? f-ck does it ever reek.

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

  1. DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of vomit
  2. Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
  3. Add real looking blood

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    RANCID, CHUNKY, REAL LOOKING & SMELLING VOMIT

    $10.99

    Product Description:

    Want to ruin someone's day?

    Did someone say mail them some rancid, chunky real looking & nasty smelling vomit?

    Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside that envelope and the smell of vomit hits their nostrils just as their hand gets covered in rancid, chunky, vomit. Hopefully they pull their hand out so fast that the vomit flings all over their their clothes and the floor to make an even bigger mess.

    Did we mention the smell? f-ck does it ever reek.

    Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

    1. DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of vomit
    2. Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
    3. Add real looking blood

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.


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