100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.
Show a motherf**ker EXACTLY what you think of them by having us send them an envelope full of chunky, smelly real looking vomit. After all, nothing says "I love you" (and by that we mean: "I f-cking hate you") like this #dickgift.
Just imagine the look on the recipient's dumb face and that instant feeling of complete disgust when they reach into the envelope and they feel something warm, gooey and chunky....and let's not forget that powerful smell of vomit that's going to hit them like a ton of bricks.
How can I make this #dickgift even more f**king gross: Be an even BIGGER #dickgifter by doubling or even tripling the amount of vomit we pour into their envelope OR by having us add some glitter, real looking pubes or real looking blood!