Product Description:

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Sure we could stick some pubes right in the envelope and call it a day but we're all about maximizing shock value and what better way of doing that then tucking them into a folded letter so when the person opens the letter expecting say an invitation, instead they get one hell of a surprise when a bunch of thick strands of real looking pubes fall out.

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    • DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of real looking pubes
    • Add real looking lice
    • Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter (so when they open the letter, the pubes and glitter spill out and make an even bigger mess)

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      HANDFUL OF REAL LOOKING PUBES

      Regular price $10.99

      Product Description:

      Rant to ruin someone's day?

      Send them a handful of real looking pubes.

      Sure we could stick some pubes right in the envelope and call it a day but we're all about maximizing shock value and what better way of doing that then tucking them into a folded letter so when the person opens the letter expecting say an invitation, instead they get one hell of a surprise when a bunch of thick strands of real looking pubes fall out.

      You know they're gonna be absolutely mortified that some a**hole mailed what they think are actual pubes to them.

      Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

        • DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of real looking pubes
        • Add real looking lice
        • Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter (so when they open the letter, the pubes and glitter spill out and make an even bigger mess)

        100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.