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HANDFUL OF REAL LOOKING PUBES - DickGift.com

Product Description:

Ready to ruin someone's day?

We'll send them some gross stanky smelling pubes that make a big mess (we'll put them in a letter so when they open it they fall all over the floor) and are an absolute pain to clean up. That should do the f-cking trick.

Just imagine the look on their face when they open that empty letter, they take a whiff of those stanky pubes as they fall out on the floor and are an absolute pain to clean up.

co-worker: "And how was your morning Bob?"
recipient: "Not great. Some sicko sent me their pubes in a letter and when I opened the letter that fell all over my floor"

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

  1. DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of real looking pubes
  2. Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter (so when they open the letter, it also spills out and makes a huge mess)

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    HANDFUL OF REAL LOOKING STANKY SMELLING PUBES

    $9.99

    Product Description:

    Ready to ruin someone's day?

    We'll send them some gross stanky smelling pubes that make a big mess (we'll put them in a letter so when they open it they fall all over the floor) and are an absolute pain to clean up. That should do the f-cking trick.

    Just imagine the look on their face when they open that empty letter, they take a whiff of those stanky pubes as they fall out on the floor and are an absolute pain to clean up.

    co-worker: "And how was your morning Bob?"
    recipient: "Not great. Some sicko sent me their pubes in a letter and when I opened the letter that fell all over my floor"

    Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

    1. DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of real looking pubes
    2. Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter (so when they open the letter, it also spills out and makes a huge mess)

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.


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      4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.