REAL LOOKING & SMELLING S*** TURD - DickGift.com

Product Description:

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

Show someone just what you think of them by sending them the #dickgift of shit. After all, nothing says "I love you" like the gift of real looking (and smelling) s***.

No smart ass, it's not real shit (there are laws against sending that sort of thing in the mail) BUT it will look, smell & dare we say taste like that steaming turd you took this morning. 

Just imagine the look on their dumb face and that instant feeling of complete disgust that they are going to feel when they reach into that envelope and get their hand covered in s***. 

Be an even bigger #dickgifter by doubling or even tripling the amount of s*** we stuff into the envelope or by having us add some glitter, real looking pubes or real looking blood for maximum shock. 

 


    REAL LOOKING & SMELLING S*** TURD

    Regular price $10.99

    Product Description:

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    Show someone just what you think of them by sending them the #dickgift of shit. After all, nothing says "I love you" like the gift of real looking (and smelling) s***.

    No smart ass, it's not real shit (there are laws against sending that sort of thing in the mail) BUT it will look, smell & dare we say taste like that steaming turd you took this morning. 

    Just imagine the look on their dumb face and that instant feeling of complete disgust that they are going to feel when they reach into that envelope and get their hand covered in s***. 

    Be an even bigger #dickgifter by doubling or even tripling the amount of s*** we stuff into the envelope or by having us add some glitter, real looking pubes or real looking blood for maximum shock. 

     



      HOW TO ORDER:

      1. Add #dickgift to cart.
      2. Continue shopping OR proceed to checkout. **REMEMBER: all items in your cart will be sent in a single package to 1 shipping address. To avoid this, remove item(s) you don't want shipped in the same package, complete checkout for items you want sent in the same package, then re-add other item(s) into a new cart.
      3. At checkout provide YOUR email address and THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and then follow the steps to complete your purchase. **Unsure recipient's mailing address? Click here.
      4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.