Send that piece of sh-t in your life a real looking & smell sh-t turd.
Now that's one way of getting the message across.
Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside that envelope, their hand gets smeared with sh-t and that horrible smell burns a hole in their nostrils. This DickGift will certainly have them reevaluating their life choices that would lead someone to send them this "gift"
Talk about ruining someone's day.
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of sh-t
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
- Add nasty real looking pubes
- Cover it in real-looking blood
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.