TRIM THAT S*** YOU HAIRY LOOKING APE - HAIR REMOVAL STARTER PACK - DickGift.com

Product Description:

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

Do you know someone who is hairy as f*** and is in desperate need of a shave and/or wax? We aren't just talking about a little hair...we're talking Planet of the Apes hairy as a mother f-cker. This may include one or more of the following features that makes you want to vomit every time you look at them:

  • Got a serious caterpillar situation going on (i.e. a unibrow)
  • Big bushy eyebrows
  • Hamburger Meat on display (a.k.a. chest hair that pokes out of their shirt)
  • Got that connector status (a.k.a. chest hair that connects to their neck)
  • Thick nasty arm or leg hair
  • An amazon forest (a.k.a pubic hair that is out of control)
  • A back carpet (a.k.a one hairy f-cking back)

For f***'s sake do they honestly not know how f***ing hairy they are? It's damn well time something is done about it. 

The beauty of this #dickgift is that not only will they finally get the hint about what a monkey they are but you can choose to remain anonymous so they never find out who sent it to them.

Feel free to send this gift to someone who isn't that hairy just to f*** with them into thinking that maybe they are since someone went through the trouble of sending them this gift.

This #dickgift includes:

  1. a razor
  2. tweezers
  3. hair removal strips
  4. a comb

Be an even bigger #dickgifter by also sending them our Bad Breath Package or B.O. Package to completely shatter their self-esteem! 

NOTE: product brands may vary so if you have a brand preference f*** off.

    TRIM THAT S*** YOU HAIRY LOOKING APE - HAIR REMOVAL STARTER PACK

    Regular price $14.99

    Product Description:

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    Do you know someone who is hairy as f*** and is in desperate need of a shave and/or wax? We aren't just talking about a little hair...we're talking Planet of the Apes hairy as a mother f-cker. This may include one or more of the following features that makes you want to vomit every time you look at them:

    • Got a serious caterpillar situation going on (i.e. a unibrow)
    • Big bushy eyebrows
    • Hamburger Meat on display (a.k.a. chest hair that pokes out of their shirt)
    • Got that connector status (a.k.a. chest hair that connects to their neck)
    • Thick nasty arm or leg hair
    • An amazon forest (a.k.a pubic hair that is out of control)
    • A back carpet (a.k.a one hairy f-cking back)

    For f***'s sake do they honestly not know how f***ing hairy they are? It's damn well time something is done about it. 

    The beauty of this #dickgift is that not only will they finally get the hint about what a monkey they are but you can choose to remain anonymous so they never find out who sent it to them.

    Feel free to send this gift to someone who isn't that hairy just to f*** with them into thinking that maybe they are since someone went through the trouble of sending them this gift.

    This #dickgift includes:

    1. a razor
    2. tweezers
    3. hair removal strips
    4. a comb

    Be an even bigger #dickgifter by also sending them our Bad Breath Package or B.O. Package to completely shatter their self-esteem! 

    NOTE: product brands may vary so if you have a brand preference f*** off.


      HOW TO ORDER:

      1. Add #dickgift to cart.
      2. Continue shopping OR proceed to checkout. **REMEMBER: all items in your cart will be sent in a single package to 1 shipping address. To avoid this, remove item(s) you don't want shipped in the same package, complete checkout for items you want sent in the same package, then re-add other item(s) into a new cart.
      3. At checkout provide YOUR email address and THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and then follow the steps to complete your purchase. **Unsure recipient's mailing address? Click here.
      4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.