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TRIM THAT S*** YOU HAIRY LOOKING APE - HAIR REMOVAL STARTER PACK - DickGift.com

Product Description:

Do you know someone hairy as f-ck whose in desperate need of a shave and/or wax?

Maybe you know someone not hairy at all but sending this to them will really f-ck with them?

Maybe they've got:

  • A serious caterpillar situation going on (a.k.a a unibrow)
  • Big bushy eyebrows
  • Chest hair that billows in the wind
  • Beard & chest hair that connects
  • Thick arm, leg, toe and/or knuckle hair
  • Pubic hair that is out of control
  • A carpet growing on their back

It's time to rip that bandaid off by letting them know they are in need of some serious grooming. You're basically doing them a favor at this point.

This DickGift includes:

  1. A razor
  2. Tweezers
  3. Hair removal strips
  4. A comb
**Product brands we send may vary

    Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

    1. Also send them our Bad Breath Package or B.O. Package to completely shatter their self-esteem

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

      TRIM THAT SH-T YOU HAIRY APE (HAIR REMOVAL STARTER PACK)

      $14.99

      Product Description:

      Do you know someone hairy as f-ck whose in desperate need of a shave and/or wax?

      Maybe you know someone not hairy at all but sending this to them will really f-ck with them?

      Maybe they've got:

      • A serious caterpillar situation going on (a.k.a a unibrow)
      • Big bushy eyebrows
      • Chest hair that billows in the wind
      • Beard & chest hair that connects
      • Thick arm, leg, toe and/or knuckle hair
      • Pubic hair that is out of control
      • A carpet growing on their back

      It's time to rip that bandaid off by letting them know they are in need of some serious grooming. You're basically doing them a favor at this point.

      This DickGift includes:

      1. A razor
      2. Tweezers
      3. Hair removal strips
      4. A comb
      **Product brands we send may vary

        Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

        1. Also send them our Bad Breath Package or B.O. Package to completely shatter their self-esteem

        100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.


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          3. At checkout provide YOUR email address and THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and then follow the steps to complete your purchase. **Unsure recipient's mailing address? Click here.
          4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.