GLITTER F**KING EVERYWHERE ENVELOPE - DickGift.com

Product Description:

Want to really f-cking piss someone off?

GLITTER.

Lots of annoying messy, glitter that is really difficult to clean up will do the job.

Just imagine the look on their face when they open that empty letter only for a sh-t ton of glitter to spill out everywhere. Classic.

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

  1. DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of glitter
  2. Add nasty real looking pubes to the letter (so when they open the letter it spills out and makes an even bigger mess)

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    GLITTER F-CKING EVERYWHERE SURPRISE

    Regular price $10.99

    Product Description:

    Want to really f-cking piss someone off?

    GLITTER.

    Lots of annoying messy, glitter that is really difficult to clean up will do the job.

    Just imagine the look on their face when they open that empty letter only for a sh-t ton of glitter to spill out everywhere. Classic.

    Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

    1. DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of glitter
    2. Add nasty real looking pubes to the letter (so when they open the letter it spills out and makes an even bigger mess)

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.


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      4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.