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FAKE GLITTER CLEAN-UP CLOTH (SHHH IT'S REALLY SANDPAPER!!!!) - DickGift.com

Product Description:

Now that you've added a DickGift with annoying, messy glitter to your cart, why not kick things up a notch by adding our Fake Glitter Clean-Up Cloth (which is actually sandpaper).

Either they'll be dumb enough to use it OR they'll know it's b.s. and just another reminder that someone is having a good laugh at their expense.

100% anonymous.Β 100% hilarious!

FAKE GLITTER CLEAN-UP CLOTH (SHHH IT'S REALLY SANDPAPER!)

$4.99

Product Description:

Now that you've added a DickGift with annoying, messy glitter to your cart, why not kick things up a notch by adding our Fake Glitter Clean-Up Cloth (which is actually sandpaper).

Either they'll be dumb enough to use it OR they'll know it's b.s. and just another reminder that someone is having a good laugh at their expense.

100% anonymous.Β 100% hilarious!


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