Want to ruin someone's day?
Send them a super embarrassing package.
Just imagine the look on their face when they pick up their mail and see what's waiting for them. We print the big, colorful, glossy label directly onto BOTH sides of the envelope and all the way to the edges for maximum label visibility. The big colourful label we stick on the outside of the package will absolutely draw everyone's attention like a magnet (from the mailman to whoever else comes into contact with it). F-ck are they ever going to be embarrassed with this one.
Want to make it even more embarrassing? Have us mail it to them at an address you know that other people will also see it, i.e. at their:
- condo (if packages are left at the front desk)
- home (if they live with other people i.e. a wife, parents etc)
- Thanks for booking your gay cruise
- Blow up sex doll
- STD home test kit
- Male enhancement pills
- Plug of the month club
- We use a big 10" x 13" mailer
- We print our big, colorful, glossy labels directly onto BOTH sides of the envelope
- We print all the way to the edges of the mailer for ensure maximum label visibility
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.