100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.
Give the #dickgift of an annoying empty f**king envelope or an annoying empty f**king gift box (your choice) to really piss someone off. No asshole, we aren't jerking your chain. We will literally send them a f***ing empty envelope or gift box and yes you better f**king believe that it pisses people off.
Why makes this a great #dickgift? People love this #dickgift because it's a real subtle f**k you the first time someone opens it because it leaves them wondering if it was a mistake or if someone is trying to f**k with them. To really up the ante, send it multiple times over the coming days or weeks so it becomes crystal clear to the recipient that someone is f**king with them. For some reason this REALLY pisses people off and gets under their skin. Simple, but f**king effective!
Planning on having us send someone multiple Annoying Empty Packages over the coming days and weeks? Since we don't put any return sender information on any of our gifts, after the recipient receives a few Annoying Empty Packages with no return sender information, they may get wise to the prank SO if you think they may start to catch on, after sending a few of these, at checkout select our disguise my package add-on and we'll put a fake sender name and return address on it that way you can f**k with them all over again! Just when they think they have figured it out BAM you get them all over again!
If you choose to send our Annoying Empty Gift Box, be an even BIGGER #dickgifter by having us seal it with a ton of annoying f**king packing tape to make it a real pain in the ass to open...and when they finally do BAM it's empty!
Whoever said this s*** had to be elaborate?