Product Description:

Do you think the person you're DickGifting will be even more disgusted being sent a pile of what they think is real dog sh-t? Perhaps you have a neighbour whose dog is constantly taking dumps on your lawn and you've had enough. Perhaps the f-cker is leaving the dog sh-t for you to pick up.

If you said yes to any of the above, add the dog poop bag to your cart and we'll send the sh-t turd in a doggy poop bag and have them thinking someone sent them a pile of actual dog sh-t. Of course we'll leave the baggie open AND smear a bunch of sh-t all over the outside of the bag for it gets all over their hands.

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.