Product Description:
No DickGift is complete without a custom message.
Take this opportunity to let them know:
- how you really feel about them
- the reason they're receiving the "gift"
- anything you want to get off your chest about them
Get creative, have fun with your message (i.e. have us sign the card "Love Mom") and of course use as much f-cking profanity as you want.
FAQ:
Where do I enter my message? on the checkout page you'll see an image of the Custom Message card with a text box next to it. Fill in your message in the text box and we'll include it in the DickGift.
Will the custom message card get ruined if the DickGift I'm sending is messy? Nope. We'll place the card in a ziplock baggie to keep it from getting ruined.
Is there anything I shouldn't write in my custom message? If your message is abusive, racist, hateful, threatening etc. we will replace your message with our Replacement Message card.
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.