Product Description:

Want to ruin someone's day?

Send them our most popular DickGift and thank us later.

Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a handful of thick, smelly f-cking mustard. You know they're going to absolutely lose their sh-t as they try to wipe it off their hands and wonder who the f-ck sent this to them.

Condiment options include: jelly, mayo, ketchup, mustard and yogurt

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

• DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount
  
• Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
• Add nasty real looking pubes
  

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.