CONDIMENT SURPRISE - DickGift.com

Product Description:

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

F*** up someone's day real good by sending them one of our all time best sellers: our "Condiment Surprise" DickGift.

Imagine the expression on their dumb face when they reach inside the envelope and their hand gets covered in something thick and gooey and  smells like s*** all while they try to process what the f*** is going on. Hopefully when they quickly pull their hand out of the package some of it spills on their floor making an even bigger mess. Talk about a great way to f*** up someone's day.

We choose the condiment from the options below. Don't like it? Too f***ing bad!

Condiments:

  1. jelly
  2. mayo
  3. ketchup
  4. mustard
  5. shaving cream - OUR NEWEST ADDITION!

Be an even bigger piece of s*** #DickGifter by upgrading your order by:

  • DOUBLING or even TRIPLING the order size
  • having us add a s*** ton of annoying & messy glitter
  • having us add gross real looking pubes for no damn good reason at all.

The bigger the mess the funnier...for you!

 

    CONDIMENT SURPRISE

    Regular price $10.99

    Product Description:

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    F*** up someone's day real good by sending them one of our all time best sellers: our "Condiment Surprise" DickGift.

    Imagine the expression on their dumb face when they reach inside the envelope and their hand gets covered in something thick and gooey and  smells like s*** all while they try to process what the f*** is going on. Hopefully when they quickly pull their hand out of the package some of it spills on their floor making an even bigger mess. Talk about a great way to f*** up someone's day.

    We choose the condiment from the options below. Don't like it? Too f***ing bad!

    Condiments:

    1. jelly
    2. mayo
    3. ketchup
    4. mustard
    5. shaving cream - OUR NEWEST ADDITION!

    Be an even bigger piece of s*** #DickGifter by upgrading your order by:

    • DOUBLING or even TRIPLING the order size
    • having us add a s*** ton of annoying & messy glitter
    • having us add gross real looking pubes for no damn good reason at all.

    The bigger the mess the funnier...for you!

     


      HOW TO ORDER:

      1. Add #dickgift to cart.
      2. Continue shopping OR proceed to checkout. **REMEMBER: all items in your cart will be sent in a single package to 1 shipping address. To avoid this, remove item(s) you don't want shipped in the same package, complete checkout for items you want sent in the same package, then re-add other item(s) into a new cart.
      3. At checkout provide YOUR email address and THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and then follow the steps to complete your purchase. **Unsure recipient's mailing address? Click here.
      4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.