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CONDIMENT SURPRISE - DickGift.com

Product Description:

Want to ruin someone's day?

Try our "Condiment Surprise" DickGift; you'll thank us later.

You know whoever you send this one to is going to be f-cking pissed off. They'll be expecting a letter only to reach inside and get their hand covered in some weird, thick, nasty substance that they have no idea what it is. Hopefully they pull their hand out so fast out of shock that it flings onto their floor, shoes and clothes making an even bigger mess for them to clean up.

Condiment options include:

  1. Jelly
  2. Mayo
  3. Ketchup
  4. Mustard
  5. Yogurt
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
  • DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount
  • Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
  • Add nasty real looking pubes

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    CONDIMENT SURPRISE

    $10.99

    Product Description:

    Want to ruin someone's day?

    Try our "Condiment Surprise" DickGift; you'll thank us later.

    You know whoever you send this one to is going to be f-cking pissed off. They'll be expecting a letter only to reach inside and get their hand covered in some weird, thick, nasty substance that they have no idea what it is. Hopefully they pull their hand out so fast out of shock that it flings onto their floor, shoes and clothes making an even bigger mess for them to clean up.

    Condiment options include:

    1. Jelly
    2. Mayo
    3. Ketchup
    4. Mustard
    5. Yogurt
    Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
    • DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount
    • Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
    • Add nasty real looking pubes

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.


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      1. Add #dickgift to cart.
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      3. At checkout provide YOUR email address and THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and then follow the steps to complete your purchase. **Unsure recipient's mailing address? Click here.
      4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.