PRANK BROCHURE - DickGift.com

Product Description:

Once you've added a #dickgift to your cart, take that b**ch to the next level by choosing this add-on option.

Why is this add-on some next level s*** you ask?

Send this brochure full of hilarious clean-up & removal services either with the #dickgift you are about to send OR have us send it as a follow-up to a #dickgift that you already sent. 

This brochure is full of clearly fake and completely ridiculous clean-up & removal services meant to:

  1. Rub it in that you got them real f**king good
  2. Remind them that someone is having a good laugh at their expense

Services listed in the brochure include:

  1. Services for gross gifts
  2. Services for being glittered
  3. Additional services (i.e. mail opening service, therapy sessions etc)

Be an even bigger #dickgifter by having us add a little something extra inside the brochure as an extra f*** you::

  • messy glitter 
  • real looking (and smelling) s***
  • slimy mucusy real looking snot
  • real looking pubes

NOTE: if this #dickgift add-on is being sent with a messy gift (i.e. a tampon covered in real looking blood), we will place the add-on in a protected envelope and placed inside the package.

    PRANK BROCHURE

    Regular price $3.99

    Product Description:

    Once you've added a #dickgift to your cart, take that b**ch to the next level by choosing this add-on option.

    Why is this add-on some next level s*** you ask?

    Send this brochure full of hilarious clean-up & removal services either with the #dickgift you are about to send OR have us send it as a follow-up to a #dickgift that you already sent. 

    This brochure is full of clearly fake and completely ridiculous clean-up & removal services meant to:

    1. Rub it in that you got them real f**king good
    2. Remind them that someone is having a good laugh at their expense

    Services listed in the brochure include:

    1. Services for gross gifts
    2. Services for being glittered
    3. Additional services (i.e. mail opening service, therapy sessions etc)

    Be an even bigger #dickgifter by having us add a little something extra inside the brochure as an extra f*** you::

    • messy glitter 
    • real looking (and smelling) s***
    • slimy mucusy real looking snot
    • real looking pubes

    NOTE: if this #dickgift add-on is being sent with a messy gift (i.e. a tampon covered in real looking blood), we will place the add-on in a protected envelope and placed inside the package.


      HOW TO ORDER:

      1. Add #dickgift to cart.
      2. Continue shopping OR proceed to checkout. **REMEMBER: all items in your cart will be sent in a single package to 1 shipping address. To avoid this, remove item(s) you don't want shipped in the same package, complete checkout for items you want sent in the same package, then re-add other item(s) into a new cart.
      3. At checkout provide YOUR email address and THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and then follow the steps to complete your purchase. **Unsure recipient's mailing address? Click here.
      4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.