Once you've added a #dickgift to your cart, take that b**ch to the next level by choosing this add-on option.
Why is this add-on some next level s*** you ask?
Send this brochure full of hilarious clean-up & removal services either with the #dickgift you are about to send OR have us send it as a follow-up to a #dickgift that you already sent.
This brochure is full of clearly fake and completely ridiculous clean-up & removal services meant to:
- Rub it in that you got them real f**king good
- Remind them that someone is having a good laugh at their expense
Services listed in the brochure include:
- Services for gross gifts
- Services for being glittered
- Additional services (i.e. mail opening service, therapy sessions etc)
Be an even bigger #dickgifter by having us add a little something extra inside the brochure as an extra f*** you::
- messy glitter
- real looking (and smelling) s***
- slimy mucusy real looking snot
- real looking pubes
NOTE: if this #dickgift add-on is being sent with a messy gift (i.e. a tampon covered in real looking blood), we will place the add-on in a protected envelope and placed inside the package.