Rub it in their face that they've just been DickGifted by adding our Prank Brochure to your order.
The brochure is full of ridiculous and clearly bullsh-t services (i.e. clean-up services, mail opening services, therapy sessions etc) to make a joke of aiding those who've been DickGifted. They'll quickly realize that they're being f-cked with some more and be reminded that someone out there is having a good laugh at their expense.
My DickGift is messy, will the brochure get ruined? Nope. We'll place it in a ziplock baggie.
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter in the letter (so it spills out and makes a big mess when they open it)
- Add real looking pubes in the letter (so it spills out and makes a big mess when they open it)
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.