Now that you've added a messy DickGift to your cart, why not f-ck with them just a little more.
Add our prank brochure full of annoying, clearly bullsh-t clean-up tips to really rub it in their face that they got pranked good and that someone out there is having a laugh at their expense.
If this brochure is being sent with a messy gift (i.e. a tampon covered in real looking blood), we'll place it in a ziplock baggie to keep it from being ruined. We know, smart huh?
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter in the letter (so it spills out and makes a big mess when they open it)
- Add real looking pubes in the letter (so it spills out and makes a big mess when they open it)
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.