YOU'VE BEEN DONKEY FACED, A**HOLE! - DickGift.com

Product Description:

Know someone who looks like a donkey (and sending a reminder to them will f-cking piss them off?)

OR want to really confuse someone for no good reason other than it's funny?

If so, this classic DickGift is 10000000% for you!

      Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

      1. Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter (so when they open the letter, it spills out and makes a huge mess)
      2. Add nasty real looking pubes (so when they open the letter, it spills out and makes a huge mess)
      3. Cover it in a real looking & smelling sh-t turd
      4. Cover it in real-looking blood

      100% anonymous.Β 100% hilarious.

      YOU'VE BEEN DONKEY FACED, A**HOLE!

      Regular price $5.99

      Product Description:

      Know someone who looks like a donkey (and sending a reminder to them will f-cking piss them off?)

      OR want to really confuse someone for no good reason other than it's funny?

      If so, this classic DickGift is 10000000% for you!

          Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

          1. Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter (so when they open the letter, it spills out and makes a huge mess)
          2. Add nasty real looking pubes (so when they open the letter, it spills out and makes a huge mess)
          3. Cover it in a real looking & smelling sh-t turd
          4. Cover it in real-looking blood

          100% anonymous.Β 100% hilarious.


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