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ROTTING & STINKING GARBAGE - DickGift.com

Product Description:

Send that piece of garbage in your life some rotting, stinking garbage to let them know exactly what you think of them.

Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside that envelope and pull out stinking, rotting garbage. Did we mention the smell? Talk about ruining someone's day.

We'll send things like:

  1. empty wrappers
  2. coffee grinds
  3. shredded papers
  4. apple cores
  5. half-eaten chicken wings
  6. cottage cheese

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

  1. DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of garbage
  2. Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter (at least it'll look pretty?)
  3. Cover it in a real looking & smelling sh-t turd
  4. Cover it in real-looking blood

100% anonymous.Β 100% hilarious.

    ROTTING, STINKING GARBAGE

    $10.99

    Product Description:

    Send that piece of garbage in your life some rotting, stinking garbage to let them know exactly what you think of them.

    Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside that envelope and pull out stinking, rotting garbage. Did we mention the smell? Talk about ruining someone's day.

    We'll send things like:

    1. empty wrappers
    2. coffee grinds
    3. shredded papers
    4. apple cores
    5. half-eaten chicken wings
    6. cottage cheese

    Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

    1. DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of garbage
    2. Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter (at least it'll look pretty?)
    3. Cover it in a real looking & smelling sh-t turd
    4. Cover it in real-looking blood

    100% anonymous.Β 100% hilarious.


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      3. At checkout provide YOUR email address and THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and then follow the steps to complete your purchase. **Unsure recipient's mailing address? Click here.
      4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.