Send that piece of garbage in your life some rotting, stinking garbage to let them know exactly what you think of them.
Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside that envelope and pull out stinking, rotting garbage. Did we mention the smell? Talk about ruining someone's day.
We'll send things like:
- empty wrappers
- coffee grinds
- shredded papers
- apple cores
- half-eaten chicken wings
- cottage cheese
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of garbage
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter (at least it'll look pretty?)
- Cover it in a real looking & smelling sh-t turd
- Cover it in real-looking blood
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.