ROTTING & STINKING GARBAGE - DickGift.com

Product Description:

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

Be a dick by sending the #dickgift of rotting, stinking garbage.

Yes you read that right. We will literally send a vacuum sealed envelope stuffed full of nasty vomit inducing garbage. As an extra f*** you to them, we'll even put a little garbage slime inside the optional message you have the option of adding. This gift will definitely f*** with their day.

We'll send things like:

  1. empty wrappers
  2. coffee grinds
  3. shredded papers
  4. apple cores
  5. half-eaten chicken wings
  6. cottage cheese

Be an even bigger #dickgifter by doubling or tripling the amount of trash we stuff into that envelope or have us cover it in glitter for no damn reason at all. The bigger the mess the funnier it is...for you.

 

    ROTTING & STINKING GARBAGE

    Regular price $10.99

    Product Description:

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    Be a dick by sending the #dickgift of rotting, stinking garbage.

    Yes you read that right. We will literally send a vacuum sealed envelope stuffed full of nasty vomit inducing garbage. As an extra f*** you to them, we'll even put a little garbage slime inside the optional message you have the option of adding. This gift will definitely f*** with their day.

    We'll send things like:

    1. empty wrappers
    2. coffee grinds
    3. shredded papers
    4. apple cores
    5. half-eaten chicken wings
    6. cottage cheese

    Be an even bigger #dickgifter by doubling or tripling the amount of trash we stuff into that envelope or have us cover it in glitter for no damn reason at all. The bigger the mess the funnier it is...for you.

     


      HOW TO ORDER:

      1. Add #dickgift to cart.
      2. Continue shopping OR proceed to checkout. **REMEMBER: all items in your cart will be sent in a single package to 1 shipping address. To avoid this, remove item(s) you don't want shipped in the same package, complete checkout for items you want sent in the same package, then re-add other item(s) into a new cart.
      3. At checkout provide YOUR email address and THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and then follow the steps to complete your purchase. **Unsure recipient's mailing address? Click here.
      4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.