Product Description:
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.
Be a dick by sending the #dickgift of rotting, stinking garbage.
Yes you read that right. We will literally send a vacuum sealed envelope stuffed full of nasty vomit inducing garbage. As an extra f*** you to them, we'll even put a little garbage slime inside the optional message you have the option of adding. This gift will definitely f*** with their day.
We'll send things like:
- empty wrappers
- coffee grinds
- shredded papers
- apple cores
- half-eaten chicken wings
- cottage cheese
Be an even bigger #dickgifter by doubling or tripling the amount of trash we stuff into that envelope or have us cover it in glitter for no damn reason at all. The bigger the mess the funnier it is...for you.