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YOUR BREATH IS DOG S**T - FRESH BREATH STARTER PACK - DickGift.com

Product Description:

Know someone whose breath smells like absolute dog sh-t?

Maybe you know someone who doesn't have bad breath at all but sending this to them will really f-ck with them?

It's time to rip that bandaid off by letting them know that they stink. You're basically doing them a favor at this point.

This DickGift includes:

  1. Mouthwash
  2. Toothbrush
  3. Toothpaste
  4. Floss
  5. Gum

**Product brands we send may vary

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    YOUR BREATH IS DOG SH-T (FRESH BREATH STARTER PACK)

    $14.99

    Product Description:

    Know someone whose breath smells like absolute dog sh-t?

    Maybe you know someone who doesn't have bad breath at all but sending this to them will really f-ck with them?

    It's time to rip that bandaid off by letting them know that they stink. You're basically doing them a favor at this point.

    This DickGift includes:

    1. Mouthwash
    2. Toothbrush
    3. Toothpaste
    4. Floss
    5. Gum

    **Product brands we send may vary

    Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

    1. Send them our Hairy Ape Package or B.O. Package to completely shatter their self-esteem.

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.



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