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YOUR BREATH IS DOG S**T - FRESH BREATH STARTER PACK - DickGift.com

Product Description:

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

We all know that 1 person who has terrible breath that makes you want to vomit when you go anywhere near them. For f***'s sake do they honestly not know that their breath smells like dog shit? It's damn well time they learn the stinky truth.

This #dickgift will not only send the message to them that their breath smells like a goat's testicles but will also help them deal with their s*** breath.  

You can also send this gift to someone who doesn't have bad breath at all just to f*** with them into thinking that maybe they do since someone went through the trouble of sending them this gift.

This #dickgift includes:

  1. mouthwash
  2. toothbrush
  3. toothpaste
  4. floss
  5. gum

Be an even bigger #dickgifter by also sending them our Bad Odor Package to completely shatter their self-esteem.

 NOTE: the product brand may vary from that in the picture so if you have a brand preference f*** off.


    YOUR BREATH IS DOG S**T - FRESH BREATH STARTER PACK

    $14.99

    Product Description:

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    We all know that 1 person who has terrible breath that makes you want to vomit when you go anywhere near them. For f***'s sake do they honestly not know that their breath smells like dog shit? It's damn well time they learn the stinky truth.

    This #dickgift will not only send the message to them that their breath smells like a goat's testicles but will also help them deal with their s*** breath.  

    You can also send this gift to someone who doesn't have bad breath at all just to f*** with them into thinking that maybe they do since someone went through the trouble of sending them this gift.

    This #dickgift includes:

    1. mouthwash
    2. toothbrush
    3. toothpaste
    4. floss
    5. gum

    Be an even bigger #dickgifter by also sending them our Bad Odor Package to completely shatter their self-esteem.

     NOTE: the product brand may vary from that in the picture so if you have a brand preference f*** off.



      HOW TO ORDER:

      1. Add #dickgift to cart.
      2. Continue shopping OR proceed to checkout. **REMEMBER: all items in your cart will be sent in a single package to 1 shipping address. To avoid this, remove item(s) you don't want shipped in the same package, complete checkout for items you want sent in the same package, then re-add other item(s) into a new cart.
      3. At checkout provide YOUR email address and THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and then follow the steps to complete your purchase. **Unsure recipient's mailing address? Click here.
      4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.