
Product Description:
Know someone whose breath smells like absolute dog sh-t?
Maybe you know someone who doesn't have bad breath at all but sending this to them will really f-ck with them?
It's time to rip that bandaid off by letting them know that they stink. You're basically doing them a favor at this point.
This DickGift includes:
- Mouthwash
- Toothbrush
- Toothpaste
- Floss
- Gum
**Product brands we send may vary
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- Send them our Hairy Ape Package or B.O. Package to completely shatter their self-esteem.
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.