100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.
We all know that 1 person who has terrible breath that makes you want to vomit when you go anywhere near them. For f***'s sake do they honestly not know that their breath smells like dog shit? It's damn well time they learn the stinky truth.
This #dickgift will not only send the message to them that their breath smells like a goat's testicles but will also help them deal with their s*** breath.
You can also send this gift to someone who doesn't have bad breath at all just to f*** with them into thinking that maybe they do since someone went through the trouble of sending them this gift.
This #dickgift includes:
Be an even bigger #dickgifter by also sending them our Bad Odor Package to completely shatter their self-esteem.
NOTE: the product brand may vary from that in the picture so if you have a brand preference f*** off.