100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.
It's always fun f***ing with someone by sending them an unsuspecting #dickgift but if you aren't sure which gift to send or you want to mix it up a bit, let us choose the gift for you. After the order is processed, if you choose the option to find out which gift we sent, we will email you to tell you which gift we chose.
Don't be a p*** and give this #dickgift a shot. Who knows, we may even pick a #dickgift for you that is of greater value (i.e. a $12.99 gift even though you paid less).