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MYSTERY #DICKGIFT - WE CHOOSE! - DickGift.com

Product Description:

If you want to f-ck up someone's day you send them a DickGift. No one does it better than us.

No matter which one you choose, you're going to really piss them off.ย 

If you feel like mixing things up a bit...maybe you need some more mystery and intrigue in your life, choose this option and we'll choose the DickGift on your behalf.

We'll even upgrade the DickGift at no extra charge because why the f-ck not (i.e. if we send the Glitter F-cking Everywhere Envelope, we'll double the glitter)!

If you want, choose the option to be notified after we process the order to notify you which DickGift we sent. See how long you can not look. We bet you can't not look.

100% anonymous.ย 100% hilarious.

MYSTERY DICKGIFT (WE CHOOSE!)

$11.99

Product Description:

If you want to f-ck up someone's day you send them a DickGift. No one does it better than us.

No matter which one you choose, you're going to really piss them off.ย 

If you feel like mixing things up a bit...maybe you need some more mystery and intrigue in your life, choose this option and we'll choose the DickGift on your behalf.

We'll even upgrade the DickGift at no extra charge because why the f-ck not (i.e. if we send the Glitter F-cking Everywhere Envelope, we'll double the glitter)!

If you want, choose the option to be notified after we process the order to notify you which DickGift we sent. See how long you can not look. We bet you can't not look.

100% anonymous.ย 100% hilarious.


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  4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.