Product Description:

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      KLEENEX COVERED IN STICKY LOOKING MAN JIZZ

      Regular price $10.99

      Product Description:

      Want to ruin someone’s day?

      Send them a Kleenex covered in real looking man jizz.

      Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a nasty Kleenex covered in thick, very sticky real looking semen.

      You know they're going to absolutely lose their sh-t as they try to wipe what they think is someone’s real jizz off their hands and wonder who the f-ck sent this to them.

      Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

        • DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of snot
        • Add real looking pubes
        • Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
        • Make it bloody looking

        100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.