Product Description:
Want to ruin someone’s day?
Send them a Kleenex covered in real looking man jizz.
Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a nasty Kleenex covered in thick, very sticky real looking semen.
You know they're going to absolutely lose their sh-t as they try to wipe what they think is someone’s real jizz off their hands and wonder who the f-ck sent this to them.
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of snot
- Add real looking pubes
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
- Make it bloody looking
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.