Product Description:
Rant to ruin someone's day?
Send them a handful of real looking pubes.
Sure we could stick some pubes right in the envelope and call it a day but we're all about maximizing shock value and what better way of doing that then tucking them into a folded letter so when the person opens the letter expecting say an invitation, instead they get one hell of a surprise when a bunch of thick strands of real looking pubes fall out.
You know they're gonna be absolutely mortified that some a**hole mailed what they think are actual pubes to them.
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of real looking pubes
- Add real looking lice
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messyย glitter (so when they open the letter, the pubes and glitter spill out and make an even bigger mess)
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.