If you are ordering a T-shirt, please note that customized messages are NOT available with your order.
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.
Give the #dickgift of a hilariously inappropriate t-shirt. Hopefully the person you send it to will get a good laugh out of it and if they don't, hopefully they will still wear it because they feel bad throwing it out. And if they throw it out? Well at least now they know that someone out there is having a good laugh at their expense...plus it didn't cost too much.
Have a color preference? F*** off because they only come in 1 color.
**For various sizes check our creatively titled "Size Chart"
NOTE: our t-shirts are delivered by a 3rd party so you cannot include other gifts in the package with the t-shirts (i.e. if you want to also send someone some toilet paper covered in real looking s*** you will have to send it to them separately)