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Product Description:

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    STALE LOOKING PISS

    Regular price $9.99

    Product Description:

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    Wanna REALLY piss someone off?

    Get it? PISS someone off (pun intended dicknuts)!

    We'll we've got the perfect #dickgift for you. We'll send anyone you want the nasty gift of yellow, stanky, real looking piss. Want us to skip the ziplock bag and just pour it right into the waterproof package so they get their hand covered in it when they reach inside? No f**king problem!

    Imagine the thought going through their head when they reach into that package and pull out a bag of real looking piss or get their hand covered in it. We're pretty damn sure a gift like this is going to have them re-evaluating some of their life choices.

    It doesn't get much nastier than this!



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      3. At checkout provide YOUR email address and THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and then follow the steps to complete your purchase. **Unsure recipient's mailing address? Click here.
      4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.