100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.
Wanna get some revenge? No problem! We've got you covered with this #dickgift! We'll send anyone you want a sock covered in real looking, crusty jizz.
Just imagine the look on their dumb face when they reach into that envelope and pull out this #dickgift...talk about a priceless reaction. They are sure as s*** gonna be pissed the f*** off when they realize what someone just sent them.
Be an even bigger #dickgifter by doubling or even tripling the amount of that sticky goodness we cover the sock in or by having us add some glitter, real looking pubes or real looking blood for maximum shock.