POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST - DickGift.com

Product Description:

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

Major #dickgift alert!

This #dickgift is sure to scare the piss out of whoever you are sending it to. Imagine the look on their face when they open up that envelope & see what's inside. Our guess is:

  1. surprise
  2. shock
  3. anger
  4. alarm
  5. all of the above

The beauty about this #dickgift is you can send it to a guy and scare the piss out of them about knocking someone up OR if you send it to a girl who has a boyfriend or a husband, you'll leave her angry as f*** wondering who they are cheating on them with.

How does the person receiving it know two lines = positive? In the event that the person you are sending it to is a complete f***ing moron, we include a little cut out illustration from the pregnancy test company that shows that the test is in fact positive for pregnancy.

Be an even bigger #dickgifter (if that is even possible) by having us cover the pregnancy test in glitter, blood or real looking (and smelling) s*** for no damn good reason at all.

 

    POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST

    Regular price $12.99

    Product Description:

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    Major #dickgift alert!

    This #dickgift is sure to scare the piss out of whoever you are sending it to. Imagine the look on their face when they open up that envelope & see what's inside. Our guess is:

    1. surprise
    2. shock
    3. anger
    4. alarm
    5. all of the above

    The beauty about this #dickgift is you can send it to a guy and scare the piss out of them about knocking someone up OR if you send it to a girl who has a boyfriend or a husband, you'll leave her angry as f*** wondering who they are cheating on them with.

    How does the person receiving it know two lines = positive? In the event that the person you are sending it to is a complete f***ing moron, we include a little cut out illustration from the pregnancy test company that shows that the test is in fact positive for pregnancy.

    Be an even bigger #dickgifter (if that is even possible) by having us cover the pregnancy test in glitter, blood or real looking (and smelling) s*** for no damn good reason at all.

     


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      1. Add #dickgift to cart.
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      3. At checkout provide YOUR email address and THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and then follow the steps to complete your purchase. **Unsure recipient's mailing address? Click here.
      4. Sit back & relax while we do the rest.