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REAL LOOKING SH-T TURD

Product Description:

Send that piece of sh-t in your life a real looking piece of sh-t.

Think they'll get the clue?

Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a nasty real looking sh-t turd. You know they're going to absolutely flip out as they try to wipe what they think is someone’s real sh-t off their hands and wonder who the f-ck sent this to them.

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

    • DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of sh-t
    • Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
    • Add nasty real looking pubes
    • Add real-looking blood

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

      REAL LOOKING SH-T TURD

      $10.99

      Product Description:

      Send that piece of sh-t in your life a real looking piece of sh-t.

      Think they'll get the clue?

      Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a nasty real looking sh-t turd. You know they're going to absolutely flip out as they try to wipe what they think is someone’s real sh-t off their hands and wonder who the f-ck sent this to them.

      Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

        • DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of sh-t
        • Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
        • Add nasty real looking pubes
        • Add real-looking blood

        100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

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