Send that piece of sh-t in your life a real looking piece of sh-t.
Think they'll get the clue?
Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a nasty real looking sh-t turd. You know they're going to absolutely flip out as they try to wipe what they think is someone’s real sh-t off their hands and wonder who the f-ck sent this to them.
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of sh-t
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
- Add nasty real looking pubes
- Add real-looking blood
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.