100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.
Show someone just what you think of them by sending them the #dickgift of shit. After all, nothing says "I love you" like the gift of real looking (and smelling) s***.
No smart ass, it's not real shit (there are laws against sending that sort of thing in the mail) BUT it will look, smell & dare we say taste like that steaming turd you took this morning.
Just imagine the look on their dumb face and that instant feeling of complete disgust that they are going to feel when they reach into that envelope and get their hand covered in s***.
Be an even bigger #dickgifter by doubling or even tripling the amount of s*** we stuff into the envelope or by having us add some glitter, real looking pubes or real looking blood for maximum shock.