Product Description:

Want to ruin someone's day?

Send them a letter full of super f-cking annoying glitter.

Just imagine the look on their face when they open it up expecting an invitation, a birthday card etc but instead a f-ck ton of glitter spills out all over the place making a huge mess. Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean up thousands of flakes of glitter? Just ask them because they're going to find out soon enough.

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
    • DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of glitter
    • Add nasty real looking pubes with the glitter (so when they open the letter the pubes & glitter spill out making an even bigger mess)

        100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

          GLITTER F-CKING EVERYWHERE

          Regular price $10.99

          Product Description:

          Want to ruin someone's day?

          Send them a letter full of super f-cking annoying glitter.

          Just imagine the look on their face when they open it up expecting an invitation, a birthday card etc but instead a f-ck ton of glitter spills out all over the place making a huge mess. Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean up thousands of flakes of glitter? Just ask them because they're going to find out soon enough.

          Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
            • DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of glitter
            • Add nasty real looking pubes with the glitter (so when they open the letter the pubes & glitter spill out making an even bigger mess)

                100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.