Product Description:

With this DickGift you choose how far to take things. Stop after step 1 if you only want to get on their nerves a little bit or go all the way to step 4 if you're looking to really f-cking piss them off; the choice is yours.

Step 1: get on their nerves by sending them our annoying empty envelope. They'll open it, see that it's empty and be left wondering if it was an innocent mistake or if someone's f-cking with them. They won't know for sure and that'll nag at them just enough to get under their skin. Have a good laugh at their expense and leave it at that OR kick things up a notch by proceeding to step 2.

Step 2: send them another empty envelope a few days later; then do it again once or twice more. Make sure to send a different colour envelope each time. By now they'll realize that someone is definitely f-cking with them.

Step 3: Send them our "Glitter F-cking Everywhere" DickGift. This time they'll actually be something inside the envelope for them; but they'll sure as f-ck wish there wasn't. This one is going to really piss them off because that glitter makes a huge mess and is f-cking damn near impossible to clean up.

Step 4: congrats on making it to step 4. Your dedication is certainly paying off by now. For the final f-ck you: send them our "Annoying Empty Gift Box" wrapped in a sh-t ton of annoying tape or better yet stuff it full of toilet paper covered in real looking sh-t stains that'll get all over their hands when they reach inside the package.

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

    • Seal the Annoying Empty Gift Box with a sh-t ton of super annoying packing tape
    • Add toilet paper with real looking sh-t stains to the Annoying Empty Gift Box

        100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

          ANNOYING EMPTY PACKAGE

          Regular price $3.99

          Product Description:

          With this DickGift you choose how far to take things. Stop after step 1 if you only want to get on their nerves a little bit or go all the way to step 4 if you're looking to really f-cking piss them off; the choice is yours.

          Step 1: get on their nerves by sending them our annoying empty envelope. They'll open it, see that it's empty and be left wondering if it was an innocent mistake or if someone's f-cking with them. They won't know for sure and that'll nag at them just enough to get under their skin. Have a good laugh at their expense and leave it at that OR kick things up a notch by proceeding to step 2.

          Step 2: send them another empty envelope a few days later; then do it again once or twice more. Make sure to send a different colour envelope each time. By now they'll realize that someone is definitely f-cking with them.

          Step 3: Send them our "Glitter F-cking Everywhere" DickGift. This time they'll actually be something inside the envelope for them; but they'll sure as f-ck wish there wasn't. This one is going to really piss them off because that glitter makes a huge mess and is f-cking damn near impossible to clean up.

          Step 4: congrats on making it to step 4. Your dedication is certainly paying off by now. For the final f-ck you: send them our "Annoying Empty Gift Box" wrapped in a sh-t ton of annoying tape or better yet stuff it full of toilet paper covered in real looking sh-t stains that'll get all over their hands when they reach inside the package.

          Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

            • Seal the Annoying Empty Gift Box with a sh-t ton of super annoying packing tape
            • Add toilet paper with real looking sh-t stains to the Annoying Empty Gift Box

                100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.