
Product Description:
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.
F*** up someone's day real good by sending them one of our all time best sellers: our "Condiment Surprise" DickGift.
Imagine the expression on their dumb face when they reach inside the envelope and their hand gets covered in something thick and gooey and smells like s*** all while they try to process what the f*** is going on. Hopefully when they quickly pull their hand out of the package some of it spills on their floor making an even bigger mess. Talk about a great way to f*** up someone's day.
We choose the condiment from the options below. Don't like it? Too f***ing bad!
Condiments:
- jelly
- mayo
- ketchup
- mustard
- shaving cream - OUR NEWEST ADDITION!
Be an even bigger piece of s*** #DickGifter by upgrading your order by:
- DOUBLING or even TRIPLING the order size
- having us add a s*** ton of annoying & messy glitter
- having us add gross real looking pubes for no damn good reason at all.
The bigger the mess the funnier...for you!