Product Description:
Send that piece of garbage in your life real garbage to let them know what a piece of trash they are.
Think they'll get the clue?
Imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a handful of disgusting smelly disgusting garbage. You know they're going to absolutely lose their sh-t as they try to wipe garbage slime off their hands wondering who the f-ck sent this to them.
We'll send things like:
- empty wrappers
- cottage cheese
- coffee grinds
- shredded papers
- apple cores
- half-eaten chicken wings
Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:
- DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of garbage
- Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
- Add a real looking sh-t turd
- Add a used looking condom
100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.