Product Description:

Send that piece of garbage in your life real garbage to let them know what a piece of trash they are.

Think they'll get the clue?

Imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a handful of disgusting smelly disgusting garbage. You know they're going to absolutely lose their sh-t as they try to wipe garbage slime off their hands wondering who the f-ck sent this to them.

We'll send things like:

  1. empty wrappers
  2. cottage cheese
  3. coffee grinds
  4. shredded papers
  5. apple cores
  6. half-eaten chicken wings

Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

    • DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of garbage
    • Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
    • Add a real looking sh-t turd
    • Add a used looking condom

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

      ROTTING STINKING GARBAGE

      Regular price $10.99

      Product Description:

      Send that piece of garbage in your life real garbage to let them know what a piece of trash they are.

      Think they'll get the clue?

      Imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out a handful of disgusting smelly disgusting garbage. You know they're going to absolutely lose their sh-t as they try to wipe garbage slime off their hands wondering who the f-ck sent this to them.

      We'll send things like:

      1. empty wrappers
      2. cottage cheese
      3. coffee grinds
      4. shredded papers
      5. apple cores
      6. half-eaten chicken wings

      Be an even BIGGER dick by having us:

        • DOUBLE or TRIPLE the amount of garbage
        • Add a sh-t ton of annoying, messy glitter
        • Add a real looking sh-t turd
        • Add a used looking condom

        100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.