Product Description:

Know someone with terrible breath? Or maybe they just have a weird hang up about bad breath and sending this to them will freak them out. Or maybe you just wanna f-ck with someone for no damn good reason at all. Either way, we've got you covered.

Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out all a bunch of products to freshen their breath. How quickly do you think it'll dawn on them that they might have an excessive bad breath problem if someone had to go through the trouble of sending all of this to them.

This DickGift includes:

  1. Mouthwash
  2. Toothbrush
  3. Toothpaste
  4. Floss
  5. Gum
  6. Tongue scraper

**Product brands may vary

100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.

    YOUR BREATH IS DOG SH-T (FRESH BREATH STARTER PACK)

    Regular price $12.99

    Product Description:

    Know someone with terrible breath? Or maybe they just have a weird hang up about bad breath and sending this to them will freak them out. Or maybe you just wanna f-ck with someone for no damn good reason at all. Either way, we've got you covered.

    Just imagine the look on their face when they reach inside the package expecting a letter but instead pull out all a bunch of products to freshen their breath. How quickly do you think it'll dawn on them that they might have an excessive bad breath problem if someone had to go through the trouble of sending all of this to them.

    This DickGift includes:

    1. Mouthwash
    2. Toothbrush
    3. Toothpaste
    4. Floss
    5. Gum
    6. Tongue scraper

    **Product brands may vary

    100% anonymous. 100% hilarious.